Diego Simeone tears up while watching a video message from his kids (who are back in Argentina with their mother) at the press event announcing his new social media accounts. The manager in black is just a big softy after all. 

What just happened? 
I scored goal. That was a good thing. Then I blocked Gareth Bale off the pitch as he tried to mount an attack. Also good. Then, out of nowhere, he goes scorching past me like a bolt of lightning with poorly styled hair and scores the winner. How does that happen? Why don’t my legs move like that? Did he use some kind of cheat code? Does real life have cheat codes and nobody told me? Why don’t my legs move like that? 
(photo: getty)

What just happened? 

I scored goal. That was a good thing. Then I blocked Gareth Bale off the pitch as he tried to mount an attack. Also good. Then, out of nowhere, he goes scorching past me like a bolt of lightning with poorly styled hair and scores the winner. How does that happen? Why don’t my legs move like that? Did he use some kind of cheat code? Does real life have cheat codes and nobody told me? Why don’t my legs move like that? 

(photo: getty)